...which is the (what I think are Prada, but can't find for the life of me) red patent leather platforms (just imagine the picture here),
...I'll be happy to settle for my favorite Nine West cherry red patent leather pumps. They're ancient, they have a square toe and heel (how 2000 can I get?), and they're really loud when I walk. And they're just about the only thing I can throw on that instantly will make me happy after an evening of too late working when my eyes are so tired that they sting.
Red patent leather pumps and a LBD. No thought, and it'll translate to happy hour. What more can a girl want (other than sleep)?