This is why I didn't own a single piece of white clothing until well after college. (I rebelled, finally, against my mommy's white ban by buying a beautiful white linen suit. When you're gonna rebel, rebel all the way.*)
1) Fab white T worn on Saturday. The Bean grabs my stepdad's Coke. Alllllllll down the front of me. Coke stains - did you know that? Oxyclean, Shout, Vinegar...nothing's taking it out.
2) Other new skirt on today - the orange circle one - coffee at my desk. SplAAAASH! Think that's going to come out, but really. Did we have to get all my new clothes?
*Yes, I realize this doesn't in the least constitute actual rebellion. But this is me we're talking about here...the "Good Girl."