I forgot to tell you that I didn't even have the spirit to fight with my new bangs.
So on went the headband.
And now it's bothering me. You know they do that little pressure thing behind the ears that feels comfortable at first and then, once it's too late to turn back and do something else (like use 5000 cans of hairspray and slick everything back a la the Palmer girls), it starts to hurt.
Yeah. It's going to be a great day.