Don't try this at home.
Office kitchen, 7am. (Big project to get in the can by 10am - that would be why I'm blogging, of course.)
yogurt, bowl, bag of granola. fresh cup of coffee. long trek back to desk.
I don't even make it 6 inches.
Coffee dumps, makes a special yogurt latte in the bowl as it sprays all over floor, cabinets, and lovely blue dress. (Note that I said the coffee dumped, not that I dumped the coffee. It had a mind of its own.)
It's a darn good thing browns and blues work together.